anybody, everybody, or no one at all.

I am...nobody, everybody, and strange in existence.
I am ~~just~~ a person. These are truths about me. I am here to say all you fear to. Soon, you will find you know more than anyone else I know does. Here is where my secrets lie. Names are superfluous.
Here are some of my favorites, if you just are looking for a sampling
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I keep making up excuses for reasons you don’t really like me.

But in the end, you probably know more true things about me than most people.